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Total Medals Earned: 958 (From 139 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 13,730 Points

Brawl Royale

NoLegs Unlocked 6/12/09
5 Points
Silly cat, get off ma lawn.
Red Mage Unlocked 6/12/09
5 Points
That's not even a real sword.
Tonberry Unlocked 6/12/09
5 Points
Go back to your cave.
Yoko Unlocked 6/12/09
5 Points
Farukon Paaansh.
Black Waltz Unlocked 6/12/09
10 Points
Wololo.
Cool Story Bro Unlocked 6/12/09
10 Points
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Lazarus Unlocked 6/12/09
10 Points
Ma gun's bigger.
Mecha Unlocked 6/13/09
25 Points
Systems failure imminent.
Natalie Unlocked 6/13/09
25 Points
Go back to kitchen.
Canti Unlocked 6/13/09
50 Points
Master the guitar.
Masochist 50 Points Get killed by each enemy in one sitting.
Goku 100 Points Save the universe from evil.

Medals Earned: 10/12 (150/300 points)

Carol of the Trolls

Troll Carolling Unlocked 3/4/11
10 Points
Start watching! But will you finish it?
Troll Caroller Unlocked 3/4/11
25 Points
You actually sat through that crap?!?!?!?!?
Trolling Carollers Unlocked 3/4/11
50 Points
Watch for the 2nd time!
u mad?? Unlocked 3/10/11
100 Points
Watch for the 3RD TIME!!!

Medals Earned: 4/4 (185/185 points)

Castle Crashing the Beard

Whiskered Away Unlocked 5/3/09
5 Points
Level Up once.
Fabulous! 25 Points Reach the maxed out level.
Graven Image 25 Points Win without hitting a gravestone.
Power Razor 25 Points Win without losing a life.
The Fast and the Furriest 25 Points Defeat The Beard in less than 4 minutes (8160 frames)
Beat to a Fulp 50 Points Defeat The Beard

Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/155 points)

CatGame

Time to heal. Unlocked 10/22/10
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Cat Hoarder 10 Points Store 50 ammo cats.
Combo Master! 25 Points Score 30 combos during the whole game.
Trap Frenzy! 25 Points Knock out 20 enemies with the trap helper.
Turrrrrrific! 25 Points Kill 30 cats with the turret helper.
Cattastic! 50 Points Win the game.
I sure pimped my ride. 50 Points Max out all upgrades in the upgrades shop.
You sure rocked this one! 100 Points Beat the game by using rocks only.
Clownage! Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/9 (10/320 points)

Cave of Wonders

Black Coffin Unlocked 9/26/09
10 Points
Die before beating Luis.
Exterminator Unlocked 9/26/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Rude awakening Unlocked 9/24/09
10 Points
Defeat Luis' 1st form.
Tighty whitey power Unlocked 9/24/09
10 Points
Defeat Luis' 2nd form.
Abyss-mal Unlocked 9/24/09
25 Points
Find the 2nd alternate ending.
Stack the deck Unlocked 9/24/09
25 Points
Defeat Luis' 3rd form.
Grape Crush 25 Points Find the 1st alternate ending.
Flee powder 50 Points Escape the cave.
Lou Lou Zoom 50 Points Beat the game in under 200 seconds.
Real Ultimate Power 100 Points Complete all other achievements!

Medals Earned: 6/10 (90/315 points)

Charlie Sheen - Winning

Two and a Half Miles Unlocked 4/21/11
5 Points
Travel over 2.5 miles
Bend Over 5 Points Die 5 Times
People Person 5 Points Run 250 people over
Terminal Velocity 5 Points Reach a speed of over 100 miles per hour
Tiger Blood 5 Points Activate Tiger Mode
CARnage 10 Points Destroy 100 cars
Hot Shot 10 Points Reach a speed of 60 miles per hour without tiger blood
Major Bender 10 Points Travel 100 miles
My Goddesses 10 Points Pick up 30 strippers
Winners use Drugs 10 Points Use every type of drug in the game
Street Wall 25 Points Crash into 10 concrete barriers
Rockstar From Mars 50 Points Travel 200 miles

Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/150 points)

Chibi Knight

Dragon-slayer Unlocked 5/5/10
5 Points
Beat Island Beast
Slash-n'-burn Unlocked 5/5/10
5 Points
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Furball-slayer Unlocked 5/5/10
10 Points
Beat Canyon Beast
Chibi-mage 10 Points Get all 4 spells
Demon-slayer 25 Points Defeat Demon Beast
Speed-runner 25 Points Beat game without getting the axe and without getting any spells
Worthy-chibi 25 Points Defeat all 3 knights
Grinder 50 Points Level up everything to level 8

Medals Earned: 3/8 (20/155 points)

Ching Chong Beautiful

Ignorance Isn't Bliss Unlocked 12/20/09
5 Points
Finish the Tutorial
Ching Champion! 25 Points Defeat the Wicked Obstacle Course!
Long Fall 25 Points Fall a long time for your ancestors
Long Slide 25 Points Slide a HELLA long time!
Too Close! 25 Points Save yourself from falling ten times
Big Baby 50 Points Earn all Platinums on Easy
Meet the Winners 50 Points Meet all the previous contestants
Brave as a Married Man 100 Points Earn all Platinums on Medium
Seppuku's Soul 100 Points Earn all Platinums on Hard

Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/405 points)

Clock Hunt

Really easy Unlocked 8/16/11
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Combo Based Medal Unlocked 8/16/11
10 Points
Get a combo of 50
Diazepam Unlocked 8/16/11
10 Points
Max out your accuracy stat
JACKPOT! Unlocked 8/16/11
10 Points
Get a 500 point rupee
Spitfire Unlocked 8/16/11
10 Points
Max out your fire rate stat.
Score-rrior Unlocked 8/16/11
25 Points
Get a score of 50,000
Score-barian Unlocked 8/16/11
50 Points
Get 100,000 points.
...And Beyond... 5 Points Reach The SECRET Level :O
3 Clocks 1 Shot 5 Points Shoot 3 Clocks in 1 Shot (duh)
Circus Freak 5 Points Juggle Gold Clock for 10 hits.
F 5 Points Lose the tutorial
Grape Crush 5 Points 3 Grape Combo
Juggler 5 Points Juggle Gold Clock for 5 Hits.
T0tal L0ser 5 Points Figure it 0ut y0urself
Black Cat 10 Points Get a -100 Rupee
Crowd Control 10 Points Shoot 4 Clocks in 1 Shot
Oversized Clip 10 Points Max out your ammo stat.
Convicted Grapist 25 Points 4 Grape Combo
Combo Based Medal II 50 Points Get a combo of 100

Medals Earned: 7/19 (120/260 points)

Cole Slaw

Champion! Unlocked 8/16/13
5 Points
Win the Race.
Impatient Douche Unlocked 8/16/13
5 Points
Yeah, I didn't spend time and effort on that cutscene or anything.
Jacobellis Unlocked 8/16/13
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Lincoln Combo Unlocked 8/16/13
5 Points
Get a Kill Combo of 5
Pelvis of Steel Unlocked 8/16/13
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
The First Step... Unlocked 8/16/13
5 Points
Get Help. From the Help Menu.
Hamilton Combo 5 Points Get a Kill Combo of 10
Super A-OK! 5 Points Visit SuperFTC.com! It's the site of this game's creator, Daniel Bucci!
The Code Won't Save You Now! 5 Points Enter the Konami Code during the Race
10000 Points 10 Points Score 10000 Points in Any Mode
5K 10 Points Run for 5000m in Survival
Jackson Combo 10 Points You Get the Picture, Right?
20000 Points Under the Sea 25 Points Score 20000 Points in Any Mode
Go the Distance... Twice 25 Points Double the Story Distance in Survival
Grant Combo 25 Points This One Will Be Fun to Get
Announcer Story 50 Points Witness the Announcer's side story by bumming around the walls.
Cole Slaw God 50 Points Beat the Game on Hard Mode
Scorehammer 40000 50 Points Score 40000 Points in Any Mode
Benjamin Combo 100 Points Good Night and Good Luck
Almost Bolt Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Kingslayer Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
QWOP Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
YOU SHALL NOT PASS! Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Biker Killer Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Horse Whiskiller Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Jogger Killer Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Oliver Cromwell Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Someone Ended My Life Tonight Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Stabby McGee Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Sword Chucker Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 6/30 (30/490 points)