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Total Medals Earned: 958 (From 139 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 13,730 Points

Red Moon

Art Piece Unlocked 4/25/09
10 Points
Collect 1 concept art.
Introduction Unlocked 4/25/09
10 Points
Watch the introduction cinematic.
Mere 5 Unlocked 4/25/09
10 Points
Defeat 5 enemies.
Sound of Music Unlocked 4/25/09
10 Points
Collect 1 sound track.
Killer 30 Unlocked 4/25/09
25 Points
Defeat 30 enemies.
Art Collector 25 Points Collect all concept art.
Halfway There 25 Points Complete half of the game.
Sound Guru 25 Points Collect all sound tracks.
Don't Skip 'Em 50 Points Watch all cinematics.
Long Live The King 50 Points Complete the game.
Slayer 80 50 Points Defeat 80 enemies.
Orb Hunter 100 Points Collect all Red Orbs.
Red Moon Deity 100 Points Complete the game without dying.

Medals Earned: 5/13 (65/490 points)

Reimagine :The Game:

Death By Slow Internet Unlocked 5/19/11
10 Points
Get 1000 points on the Preloader game. YOU MONSTER
BWOOOOONG Unlocked 5/19/11
25 Points
Complete Inception The Game in under 30 seconds.
Too Soon, Finish Late Unlocked 5/8/11
25 Points
Survive Earthquakes The Game for 30 seconds.
Unzipping in the No-Fly Zone Unlocked 5/8/11
25 Points
Finish one third of the levels.
Charged With Battery Unlocked 5/8/11
50 Points
Finish two thirds of the levels.
The End The Game Unlocked 5/19/11
100 Points
Finish all the levels... Oh, but that's JUST the levels!
Finding Out Who Your REAL Friends Are 5 Points Share this game! Your REAL friends will weep for you.
Baby I Was Born To Survive 25 Points Pass Lady Gaga The Game without dying.
Not That Dying On Lost MEANS Dying On Lost 25 Points Pass LOST THE GAME (haha) without dying.
So Vivid And Intense 25 Points Pass Rainbows The Game without dying.
Viewer Number 301 25 Points Complete Youtube The Game in under 15 seconds.
EVERYONE IS YOU 100 Points Unlock EVERYTHING. Now, you can play the game as your OWN character. SUCCESS.

Medals Earned: 6/12 (235/440 points)

Relive Your Life

100 MPH Spank! Unlocked 11/24/12
10 Points
Whoops! I hope you like wrinkles!
30 Rock Date Unlocked 11/24/12
10 Points
TFey and ABee come 2 save the Dee!
Big Mouth Unlocked 11/24/12
10 Points
Because bragging gets you nowhere.
Blind Runner Unlocked 11/24/12
10 Points
Daredevil ain't got nothin' on you.
Daytime TV Trio! Unlocked 11/24/12
10 Points
Oprah, Ellen, and Maury!? You lucky sonovagun!
Dead Mutant Baby Unlocked 11/24/12
10 Points
Death snagged you so young!
Dreamin' with Morgan Freeman Unlocked 11/24/12
10 Points
Yogurt.
Dressing in Drag Unlocked 11/24/12
10 Points
Rambo is quite the prankster!
Extra! Extra! Unlocked 11/24/12
10 Points
Check out any of the external links
Hide 'n Seek Unlocked 11/24/12
10 Points
He hid for two hours you selfish jerk!
HomeRun! Unlocked 11/24/12
10 Points
Obeezy likes basketball, whoda thunk it?
Human Appliance Unlocked 11/24/12
10 Points
Science is bad, M'kay?
I ain't sayin' you a golddigger. Unlocked 11/24/12
10 Points
But you ain't messing with no broke.. nibroke ;)
Mee-Yow! Unlocked 11/24/12
10 Points
A WILD CatFight ensues!
Meet Joe Black Unlocked 11/24/12
10 Points
This was hilarious to animate :)
Mutually Assured Destruction Unlocked 11/24/12
10 Points
Everything dies and it's all your fault.
My Hero. Unlocked 11/24/12
10 Points
No dead bunnies or kittens... for now.
Nice Save! Unlocked 11/24/12
10 Points
Obviously she's a keeper!
Puppy Love Unlocked 11/24/12
10 Points
Like OMG, Totes jelly.
Self Consumed Donut Unlocked 11/24/12
10 Points
Keep Rollin Rollin Rollin Rollin WHAT
Shoop Da Whoop! Unlocked 11/24/12
10 Points
Imma firin mah lazor!!!
Tails Never Fails Unlocked 11/24/12
10 Points
A classic for bidding!
The Amazing Quadrupede! Unlocked 11/24/12
10 Points
You're a flying transgender mutant! SUCCESS!!!!!
The Dr. Phil Tango Unlocked 11/24/12
10 Points
You pissed off Dr. Phil. Gj bro.
The Man Who Owns Time Unlocked 11/24/12
10 Points
"Dr. Who" They name you, "His life, so bizarre."
The Naked Mile Unlocked 11/24/12
10 Points
If I weren't legally obliged, I'd go nude too.
Ultimate Velocity Five! Unlocked 11/24/12
10 Points
You become Saint Awesome!
GODLIKE! Unlocked 11/24/12
100 Points
You shake hands with the Almighty himself!
FYI YOU'RE A SPY 10 Points Backstabbing yourself, low blow man.
Hellfire Injection 10 Points Time paid life's bill.
Love at First Fight 10 Points Your sister figures out love the hard way.
Lives Worth Living! 100 Points You found all 29 different endings!

Medals Earned: 28/32 (370/500 points)

REPLAYING :the game:

A Little Birdie Told Me. Unlocked 1/1/10
25 Points
Go to the Show Appreciation link. Click the blue birdie. Press 'update'. Thanks.
Bloodbath Unlocked 1/5/10
25 Points
Kill 150 or more of those buggers in the preloader game.
THE END Unlocked 1/1/10
100 Points
Meaning it's now time for the level editor, level playlist, unlockables, highscores... NO WAIT COME BACK.
Unlock-ness Monster 100 Points Unlock everything. You see what I did there with this Medal's title? Lol.

Medals Earned: 3/4 (150/250 points)

Road of the Dead 2

Gun Slinger Unlocked 8/26/13
25 Points
Weaken a hood grappling zombie with 1 weapon, then quickly switch to another weapon to finish it off with one shot
F@#K Wheels! 5 Points Drive 3 km with no wheels
Free Ride 5 Points Complete story mode with atleast 1 rescued civilian still in your vehicle
Hydroficially Evolved 5 Points Destroy a fire hydrant and use its water to extinguish your engine fire.
Been there, Killed that 10 Points Kill one of each enemy type
Come with me if you want to live 10 Points Rescue and secure a civilian
Death Race 10 Points Maintain max speed for 0.5 km
Gibs n Gravy 10 Points Splatter 50 zombies with your vehicle or guns
Ground Beef 10 Points Remove a mutant side grapple by grinding it off on a rail/wall
Slip and Slide 10 Points Don't hit anything after sliding through an oil slick
Blunt Force Trauma 25 Points Kill 100 zombies with your vehicle
I'm the Alpha 25 Points Kill an alpha mutant with a pistol
Knowledge is Survival 25 Points Unlock the entire survival guide
Metal Dragon 25 Points In rescue mode, don't let a single civilian die for 3 rounds in a row
Mutant Sandwich 25 Points Survive 2 mutant side grappling both characters
Perfect Defense 25 Points While stopped during a task, don't let a single zombie reach your vehicle's hood
Dead on Time 50 Points Gain 1 minute bonus time in out of time mode
Heaven Sent 50 Points Save 50 civilians in Rescue Op before failing
I've seen things... 50 Points Reach max levels on at least one character
First Blood 100 Points Reach 20 km in f.u.b.a.r.
Hardcore Survival 100 Points Complete Hardcore Story mode
Into the Wild Blue Yonder 100 Points Complete story mode
Mutant Stomp 100 Points Reach 20 km in mutant meltdown
Perfect Soldiers 100 Points Upgrade every perk, gun, and max level both characters
Zombie Slayer 100 Points Reach 20 km in dead state

Medals Earned: 1/25 (25/1,000 points)

Runes of Shalak

START OF AN ADVENTURE Unlocked 6/29/09
5 Points
Beaten the first level.
MY SAVIOUR 10 Points Saved Kate.
CLUMSY ADVENTURER 25 Points Killed by every type of hazard.
RUNE OF SHALAK 25 Points Found the first Rune of Shalak.
TRUE ARCHAEOLOGIST 50 Points Found the 8-bit world.

Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/115 points)

Seed of Destruction

Infertility Unlocked 5/22/09
5 Points
Get a game over.
Master of Time and Space Unlocked 5/28/09
5 Points
Pause the game.
Backfire Unlocked 5/22/09
10 Points
Destroy an enemy by deflecting a projectile at it.
Drunken Air Show Unlocked 5/31/09
10 Points
Play a custom game with only jets.
Tankicular Homicide Unlocked 5/22/09
10 Points
Squish a pedestrian by pushing tank over it.
Hanging in There Unlocked 5/28/09
25 Points
Regenerate a total of 10 health bars over the game.
Toast Master Unlocked 5/28/09
25 Points
Kill 10 enemies with the zeppelin's laser.
Cavalier of Sperm Unlocked 5/31/09
50 Points
Beat story mode.
Mega Combo 10 Points Get a 20+ combo.
Looking for a Challenge 25 Points Survive 10 minutes in Custom Mode with all units set at maximum intensity.
Ball Fondler 50 Points Get a score of 10,000 in Grenade Juggler.
Evasivivity 50 Points Survive 5 minutes on Missile Crisis.
Pedestrian Devestation 50 Points Get a score of 100 in Pancake Factory.
Seed of Destruction 100 Points Beat story mode on hard.

Medals Earned: 8/14 (140/425 points)

Seven's Second Adventure

Not Cool Unlocked 11/14/09
5 Points
Spend less than 5 minutes on the instructions.
Can't Remember what Items you Have? Unlocked 11/14/09
10 Points
Press A to view your inventory
Look, We made a Game! Unlocked 11/14/09
10 Points
View Credits
You Read the Directions? Unlocked 11/14/09
10 Points
Press the M Key to Mute the Game
We're People Too Unlocked 11/14/09
25 Points
View all of the Bios
Fetch Unlocked 11/14/09
100 Points
Find John Van Deusen's lost pick.
Awshum 25 Points Spend more than 5 minutes on the instructions
Channel Seven Weather Report 50 Points Find SevenSeize's Secret Movie
Plant Love 50 Points Find Magical-Zorse's Hidden Flash

Medals Earned: 6/9 (160/285 points)

Snailiad

First of Four Unlocked 7/1/11
5 Points
Defeat Shellbreaker!
Stinky Toe Unlocked 7/1/11
5 Points
Defeat Stompy!
Gravity Battle 10 Points Defeat Space Box!
Victory 10 Points Win the game!
Explorer 25 Points Find 100% map!
Happy Ending 25 Points Save Sun Snail!
Treasure Hunter 25 Points Find 100% items!
Homeless 50 Points Win Slug Mode!
Speedrunner 50 Points Win in less than 30 minutes!
The Gauntlet 50 Points Win Boss Rush!
Pilgrim Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Snelk Hunter A Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Snelk Hunter B Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Super Secret Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 2/14 (10/340 points)

Snakebite

One Mean Shit Unlocked 12/21/10
5 Points
you took one mean shit
Wrench Finder Unlocked 12/21/10
5 Points
Congrats! you found the wrench.
Bag Of Shit Unlocked 12/21/10
10 Points
Successfully created a bag of shit
Beer Buyer Unlocked 12/21/10
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Room Wrecker Unlocked 12/21/10
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Pillow Fighter Unlocked 12/21/10
25 Points
Winner of the pillow fight
Teacher Savior Unlocked 12/21/10
25 Points
Saved the hot teacher
Winner 50 Points You won the game

Medals Earned: 7/8 (90/140 points)